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Post by Occorru on Dec 15, 2006 20:29:11 GMT -5
Larry:So whats this job as a CG "member" pay?
Occorru:Nothing.
Larry:WHAT!!! So whats in it for me?!?
Occorru:Your life.
Larry:Yeah right. I have a lawyer, so what can you do to me?
Occorru:*Turns Larry into a zombie* I can do that.
Larry:CG Cash......
Occorru:ACE I GOT US A NEW ACTIVE MEMBER!!!!!
Larry:*Falls apart.*
Occorru:I knew that telling every recruit that you had to play D&D here was a better idea.
Servant 1#:Dude, only nerds play D&D.
Occorru:I can make you a active member too you know.
Servant 1#:Ill go get your pet 20-sided dice.......
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Post by ♠Ace Element♠ on Dec 15, 2006 20:36:21 GMT -5
Ace: *Pokez0rifies Servant #2 into existance*
Servant #2: Hello.
Ace: Get my tickle-me-elmo slav- I mean servant.
Servant #2: Yes master...
*A few hours later*
Ace: Hehehe...elmo likes to be tickled =P.
Elmo: Heh. Heh. Heh.
Ace: Hehehe...
Elmo: Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh- RAWR!!!
Ace: ARRRRGGGHHH!!!
Elmo: *Rips out Ace's stomach and replaces it with a bolt*
Ace: Ew. *Tosses the Elmo to MSC*
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Post by Occorru on Dec 15, 2006 20:52:08 GMT -5
Occorru:*Rolls a courage roll*
20-Sided Dice:0/20 You crawl up Servant 1#'s nose and cry yourself to sleep.
Servant 1#:Out of all of the dice you could have picked, it had to be your loaded 20-sided dice who's loaded thingys broken.
Occorru:*Sucks thumb and goes into a feeble position* Mommy I can't feel my spine anymore *goes into a coma.*
Servant 1#:You know my nose wasn't intended to smell human flesh.
Tickle Me Elmo:Actually his flesh is inhuman flesh because he's even more heartless then me.
Servant 1#:So true. Now where was I? Oh yeah. Lowly people hate fate and im going to stuff fate up your lowly little battery pack *throws 20-sided dice into Tickle Me Elmos guts*
20-Sided Dice:I WAS LOADED TO NOT GET EATEN DOOFUS!!!!!!
Tickle me Elmo:*Swallows dice* AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Explodes*
Occorru:*Wakes up* Thats odd. I had a dream where my servent knew I load my dice and stuffed them down Elmo's gut....Opps I shouldn't have said that.....
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Post by ♠Ace Element♠ on Dec 15, 2006 21:10:18 GMT -5
Ace: *Brings out the vaporizer*
Ace: *Vaporizes Occorru*
Elmo: I'm baaack!
Ace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Elmo: Meh. Ph3ar Me and you live.
Ace: *Nods slowly*
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Post by Occorru on Dec 15, 2006 21:35:53 GMT -5
Occorru:*Relfects ray onto Elmo with his personal, almighty, Ban Staff and turns him into a cool-aid spill* Why does everything we buy from Sonic Cult do that?
Servant 1#:I'll clean it up.....*cleans the cool-aid up with a piece of dirty toilet paper.
Dirty Toilet Paper:*Grows and engulfs Servant 1#* This batch of dung taste funny.
Health Inspector:YOU ONLY USE ONE PIECE OF TOLIET PAPER FOR EVERYTHING!!! Im afraid i'm going to have to shut this place down.
Occorru:But it's Downy Toilet Paper....
Health Inspector:Really? It looks like zombie skin.
Occorru:About that.....um...
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Post by ♠Ace Element♠ on Dec 15, 2006 21:39:10 GMT -5
Ace: *Gasp, then shakes the health inspector*
Ace: *Wipes up the blood with Occorru's paper towels, which promptly come alive*
Occorru's Paper Towel (OPT): Rawr.
Ace: Uh huh.
OPT: Ph3ar me.
Ace: No.
OPT: PH3AR ME!
Ace: No. *shoves OPT in a trashcan, then bombs it, and shoves it down Occoru's throat, and Elmo pops out of his throat*
Elmo: I...Uhh...
Ace: Dammit, not again...
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Post by Occorru on Dec 16, 2006 15:27:12 GMT -5
Servant 1#:*Shoves Elmo back down Occorru's throat with a plunger* Choke my master to death dammit!!!!
Health Inspector:One more wrong thing and im going to have this place nuked.
Occorru:You mean were going to.....
Elmo:No you insane sicko. And stop chomping down on my fat ass.
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Post by ♠Ace Element♠ on Dec 16, 2006 15:31:47 GMT -5
Ace: *pulls Elmo out of Occorru's throat* Sorry.
Elmo: *Swallows Ace whole becomes and becomes a giant, thus ending episode one*
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Post by Occorru on Dec 16, 2006 20:34:06 GMT -5
Credits
Occorru as Occorru
Occorru as Servant 1#
Occorru as The 20-Sided Dice
Occorru and Ace_Element as OPT
Occorru as Larry
Occorru as The Health Inspector
Occorru and Ace_Element as Elmo
Ace_Element as Servant 2#
Ace_Element as Ace
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Post by DestructionSuperMetal Sonic on Dec 18, 2006 19:33:18 GMT -5
DC12X:*Walks in the sky.* Hope you enjoyed your show! Up next I make my debut in Episode 2! Stay tune for one mainiac!
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